Bartender asks “What can I get ya?”The first vampire says “I’d like a Bloody Mary.” Second vampire, “I’ll take a Blood on the Rocks.” On the third’s turn he orders “Hot water.”Bartender sets the drinks down, confused, and asks “What’s the water for?” To which the third vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and answers,”I’m just going to make some tea.”
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