He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”Then he threw a dart and got a bullseye on the first throw and I asked how he could aim the dart so well.He said, “When I am about to throw a dart, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to throw it.”Later, he got in a fight with another guy at the bar. He threw a punch and missed badly. I asked how he could throw such a poorly aimed punch.He said, “There is no punch line.”
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