tulips
my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose But I think it looks more like tulips
thefun
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would…
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would get me pregnant!”
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons…. She was Psycho, and I was Logical
How do you call the mouth of a smoker?
How do you call the mouth of a smoker? the exhaust pipe
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations. She said “Carl, I.. can’t see you anymore”… That was weird. I was… Read More »I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
Grey hair is hereditary.
Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children.
ratings
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl Rated G – the prince gets the girl. Rated PG – the hero gets the… Read More »ratings
You shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
you shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
Tired of losing money in the stock market?
Tired of losing money in the stock market? Come visit our online casino.
Do you remember
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity? Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.