Sorry pal
Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa I had to explain to him that I’m married… Read More »Sorry pal
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Diffrence
What’s the difference between Jesus and whore? Jesus says: take this bread, it is my body. A whore says: take this body, it is my… Read More »Diffrence
Not only
Ladies, we don’t only want your nudes We want your friend’s nudes too, please understand.
A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful…
A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman sits at the table next to him. Long He decides because she’s… Read More »A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful…
Every day
I was walking with my girlfriend when a random guy whistled at her and said, “Nice ass”. She was clearly annoyed and demanded I say… Read More »Every day
Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.
Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.
Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries.
Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.
Waiting
religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick
Protect
The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife… Read More »Protect
JOKESTER
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse
JOKESTER
What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations
JOKESTER
Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.
JOKESTER
Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
At the same time
I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask: Why did you laugh when your wife died?
JOKESTER
Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.
JOKESTER
Since I’ve been in self-isolation, I have been thinking a lot about the F word. Fauci, face mask, flu, fever, furlough, fries…
JOKESTER
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
JOKESTER
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you’re probably still an idiot.
JOKESTER
my husband pissed me off today, so I poured some water on the floor in front of the washing machine…..2 hours he’s been trying to… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
When a sketchy guy wearing a mask and gloves rings your doorbell at night: 2019: OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS!!! 2020: Yay! Dinner’s here,… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER
Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke
>>Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff… Read More »Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke
85-year-old physical exam
>>85-year-old physical exam An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor… Read More »85-year-old physical exam
JOKESTER
What’s the opposite of a stand up comedy? A sitcom. ???
JOKESTER
Break up’s are the hardest in China…… You see her face everywhere. ??????
JOKESTER
“Mommy, am I adopted?” “Not yet Honey. I only placed the ad yesterday”.
JOKESTER
Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.
Drinks for everyone
A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously drunk man stumbles in. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for… Read More »Drinks for everyone
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor… Read More »Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.