Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!
thefun
Went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were…
went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band
OK, Google?
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.
What is a socialist’s favourite hotel?
What is a socialist’s favourite hotel? Sheraton (Share a ton)
won`t be able
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so… Read More »won`t be able
good news
Putin went to see his most trusted advisor, who happened to be his personal physician. The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news.… Read More »good news
Sit in the corner and lick your eyebrows
How to make lesbians like you? Don’t be a dick.
Too high
An elderly man went in to see his doctor. The doctor asked “What brings you in today?” The elderly man responds “My sex life is… Read More »Too high
One thing my dad told me, he said, “Son, never explain yourself…
One thing my dad told me, he said, “Son, never explain yourself to anyone.” He never did tell me why.
Only 5 reasons
Women get mad for 5 reasons: 1.) For everything. 2.) For nothing. 3.) Because yes. 4.) Because no. 5.) Just in case.