I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.
I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.
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Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he… Read More »Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading…
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google? Google Doc
How do know you are ugly?
How do know you are ugly? Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg
every morning
So one blood cell says “Good morning” Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests. But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.
Same thing at the cemetery
I love living near a university. The women never get older.
Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!
Went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were…
went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band
OK, Google?
Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.