I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
thefun
We’ll never know
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He… Read More »We’ll never know
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse
All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.
All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
Money shots
What kind of porn do bankers watch? Trans action.
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly swerve to avoid hitting a kangaroo. I lost control and landed in a ditch,… Read More »I was riding my motorbike yesterday, when I had to suddenly…
How do you please a woman in bed?
How do you please a woman in bed? Let her sleep.
My wife and I were heading out for our date night.
My wife and I were heading out for our date night. The babysitter smiled and said, “you don’t need to rush home, take as long… Read More »My wife and I were heading out for our date night.
Last year I made 7 figures.
Last year I made 7 figures. This year I’m working on Snow White.
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the…
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool… Read More »While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the…