I believe in love at first sight…
I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.
thefun
One of my books just had a four-star review!
One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said “This book is ****”
Unexpectedly early
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed… Read More »Unexpectedly early
not fair
Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Motivation
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored… Read More »Motivation
Pull ups
I’ve done a hundred pull ups today….. This new belt is a crap!
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
We’ll never know
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He… Read More »We’ll never know
Excuse
My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse