From my Boobliography
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…
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High four
How do you know if you bought good fireworks ? the owner of the store gives you a high four
I believe in love at first sight…
I believe in love at first sight… But science calls it an erection.
One of my books just had a four-star review!
One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said “This book is ****”
Unexpectedly early
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed… Read More »Unexpectedly early
not fair
Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
Motivation
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored… Read More »Motivation
Pull ups
I’ve done a hundred pull ups today….. This new belt is a crap!