My wife and I have an open relationship.
My wife and I have an open relationship. Found out last night.
thefun
Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday.
Took grandma to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. She used her chopsticks to knit a sweater out of her noodles.
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it…
Me: “When I die, I want to die making love.” Wife: “At least it will be a very quick death.”
I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3…
I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do… Read More »I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3…
A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar. the dog says ” you think…
A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar. the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the…
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.
Keep trying
our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “
From my Boobliography
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life? Memmaries…
High four
How do you know if you bought good fireworks ? the owner of the store gives you a high four