Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special.
I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.
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