Has there been any lesbian divorces yet…
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet… I’m interested to see how both women will get 80% of the assets
thefun
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal.
if I don`t have a job I can get my…
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia introduces embargoes on Absolut and Finland.
Fool me nice
My friend managed to fool me into volunteering in a cat shelter. He said there was a lot of pussies I could play with.
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me
Tale without make-up
– Who are you? – Sleeping beauty! – Why are you so ugly? – I just woke up!
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work…
They told me I have to do sexual harassment training at work Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his wife……”dear, when I have sex with you, I often think of other women!” “You bastard!” she… Read More »A husband, wracked with guilt finally confesses to his…
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…
A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate her background before proposing. So he hires a private detective to snoop on her.… Read More »A politician who had been dating a woman decides to investigate…