A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.

A man finds a genie in a bottle
He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes”
The guy says “hold up, aren’t I supposed to get three wishes?”
the genie replies “Check your pants”
The guy looks down his pants, and slightly surprised, says “how did you know?”
Genie says “I’ve been doin this a while.”