Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more!
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!
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I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a… Read More »Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »A man died and went to heaven.
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
What if Noah made a website?
what if Noah made a website? He would call it Waterbnb
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have.
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something…
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something for it three times a day.
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”