A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the… Read More »A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today,…
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No… Read More »Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.
Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all? Jane: Yes I do. Mary: Wow, what sports do you do? Jane: I do cross… Read More »Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all?
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
Phone: Files have been saved to device. Me: Sweet. Where? Phone: I don’t know.
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a… Read More »Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.