A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »A man died and went to heaven.
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Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”.
What if Noah made a website?
what if Noah made a website? He would call it Waterbnb
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have.
You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something…
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something for it three times a day.
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
Terrible night.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.
After so many years..
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob. She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re… Read More »After so many years..
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday. The wife was sat in the armchair, crying her eyes out in the dark. I could… Read More »I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.