Terrible night.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.
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After so many years..
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob. She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re… Read More »After so many years..
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday. The wife was sat in the armchair, crying her eyes out in the dark. I could… Read More »I got home from the pub about midnight Sunday.
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet…
Has there been any lesbian divorces yet… I’m interested to see how both women will get 80% of the assets
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.
I’ve just put a shit load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal.
if I don`t have a job I can get my…
A hot girlfriend is like a job It’s easier to get one once you already have one…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia…
In response to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, Russia introduces embargoes on Absolut and Finland.
Fool me nice
My friend managed to fool me into volunteering in a cat shelter. He said there was a lot of pussies I could play with.
Honey, where are you running now?
Anal sex keeps my wife in shape. Every time I just mention it and she runs a mile from me
Tale without make-up
– Who are you? – Sleeping beauty! – Why are you so ugly? – I just woke up!