Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals? Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.
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Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re…
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
Everything is goes to the plan
In fact, putler is sending his reserve army to Ukraine to find out what happened to the regular one.
A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today,…
A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the… Read More »A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today,…
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No… Read More »Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.
Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all?
Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all? Jane: Yes I do. Mary: Wow, what sports do you do? Jane: I do cross… Read More »Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all?
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another…
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs*…
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
Phone: Files have been saved to device.
Phone: Files have been saved to device. Me: Sweet. Where? Phone: I don’t know.