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God will protect me from COVID

Posted on July 26, 2021 by thefun

When asked to wear a mask, a staunch conservative woman refuses and says “God will protect me from COVID”.

When asked to practice social distancing she refuses and says “God will protect me from COVID”.

When asked to get vaccinated, she refuses and says “God will protect me from COVID”.

Upon contracting COVID and dying, she meets God and asks him, “God, why did you not protect me from COVID?”

To which God replies “What do you mean? I sent you masks, safety guidelines and a vaccine.”

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