I asked a Chinese girl for her number…
She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight. I said, “Wow” Then her friend said, She means 666-3629.
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I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago today
The things they did to me were just unspeakable
It was 11 years ago today.
My buddy James came running into the room, tears streaming down his face, and shouting,“It’s a boy! It’s a boy!”Needless to say, we never went… Read More »It was 11 years ago today.
It’s good news for insomniacs
Only 10 more sleeps till Christmas.
Her: Take off my bra
Me: Ok Her: Take off my Panties Me: Wow, ok Her: Stop wearing my clothes
Merry Christmas Hindus and Muslims
“Consider it a Christmas gift from the universe to the world” … “visible from parts of Indonesia, southern India, Oman and Saudi Arabia.”https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/solar-eclipse-christmas-scn-trnd/index.html
Yo mama…
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her… Read More »Yo mama…
Ollie, one of our favorite Minnesota doofuses, calls the airlines information desk and inquires, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?
“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Ollie, “if it goes dat fast, I tink I’ll yust take da bus.”
Farmer 1:What kind of person would make a path through my wheat field?
Farmer 2:I guessing a scythopath.
I can see that next year is going to be a good year
Because it’s going to be 2020
Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can’t survive a slap from a newspaper.
That shows how toxic the media is.
Blowjobs are great
Even if you suck at it you’re still doing it correctly.
Dr. Strange goes to Dormamu’s house
Dr. Strange : Knock, knockDormamu : Who’s there?Dr. Strange : door momDormamu : door mom who?Dr. Strange : DoorMomWho, I’ve come to bargain
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
Somewhere out deep on an Alabama lake there’s a Redneck lighting sticks of dynamite and tossing them into the water. After each tremendous explosion, he… Read More »A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit.
A piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.
Pianos are tuned where each half step is the twelve root of two higher than the step below
I think my dick got more humour than me
Everytime i unzip my pants my girl start laughing
Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.
This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe
It hurt like the dickens
A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar
I should quit drinking
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Sudhama Gareeb aa gaya hai :
r/hindumemes•Posted byu/tilak_raj10 hours agoSudhama Gareeb aa gaya hai :ExquisitE 14 points0 comments
Why you can’t fart inside an Apple store
They don’t have Windows.
If you work as a security guard in a Samsung store…
… Does this makes you a “Gardian of the Galaxy”?
Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?
It was a stocking stuffer.
A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
The bartender looks at the man and says “why the costume?”The guy looks at the bartender and says “Oh, this is my work uniform. A… Read More »A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
I for one…
Love Roman numerals
What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn’t?
Snowballs(Merry Xmas)