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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
Wanting to bang her, he walks up to her and says “wanna bang?” To which the nun replies “hell no” and proceeded to get off… Read More »A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
What is this bug?
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The curse of breaking a beer bottle, mirror and a condom
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck!Condom:… Read More »The curse of breaking a beer bottle, mirror and a condom
What do you call it when a cow pleasures himself?
Some say MOOsterbation, but I’ve always been partial to Beef Strokinoff.
If they call sex with three people a threesome and sex with four people a foursome…
then I see why they call you handsome!
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in… Read More »A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
An old man is at home on his deathbed…
The doctors have given him only a couple of days to live and he no longer has even the strength to stand on his own.… Read More »An old man is at home on his deathbed…
What do you call a fungus infested youtuber
Lichensubscribe
Do you believe in change?
That shit makes cents
JOKESTER
Cum is just your dick vomiting from motion sickness.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
No matter how kind your child is
German kids are always kinder.
I want to go to Vegas next year
But I can’t find any information about what happens there
Please stop asking for a perfect man for Christmas.
Three times this week Santa has tried to kidnap me.
Good news – the Sting impersonator that was taking money to play gigs and then ran off with the money…
… has turned himself into The Police.
A pirate joke
So two pirates are working on a pirate ship, one of them is an older pirate and one of them is a new pirate. So… Read More »A pirate joke
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the… Read More »It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
What is the most fiscally responsible religion?
Christianity… because Jesus saves
A Pirate walks into a Bar
Bartender asks “Why do you have a paper towel on your hat?”Pirate says “Arrgh, there be a Bounty on me head.”ThanksAlexa
I am not crazy…
2 out of every 3 voices inside of me says so.
So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
Now. I didn’t realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me.… Read More »So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
If you commit 90 sins, you’ll be caught about half the time.
Because sin90 = cot45
Why did David Bowie’s VCR always flash “12:00”?
Because although time may change him, he can’t change time.
A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
The first sailor, with a smug look on his face, haughtily walks up to the captain and says “Obviously it’s RRRRRRR!”. The captain slowly shakes… Read More »A wise old pirate captain has captured a group of merchant sailors, but he tells them that he will spare their lives if they can answer a question: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
A plane crashes. Every single person dies. Who survives?
Every couple -my 8yr old daughters riddle