Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
There are a number of things I don’t know how to do
1st, I don’t know how to count. 5th, I can’t make a funny joke.
Selena Gomez Lose You To Love Me
You promised the world and I fell for itI put you first and you adored itSet fires to my forestAnd you let it burnSang off-key… Read More »Selena Gomez Lose You To Love Me
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!Sorry if it’s been posted before but my little cousin just told me this and I died laughing
What’s the difference between a grenade and a wife?
A grenade will only blow your best friend once
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If… Read More »A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
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Cross eyed teacher
Have you heard about the cross eyed teacher? She couldn’t control her pupils…
The first time
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.… Read More »The first time
What’s that shiny object?
A blonde woman walks into a store and is immediately curious about a shiny object on sale.She asks the shop assistant, ‘What is that?’The assistant… Read More »What’s that shiny object?
My son was bullied so I told him to handle it like Michael Jackson.
“You just gotta look that asshole right in the eye.”
Don’t let anyone else tell you what you think of TROS
I went down the YouTube rabbit hole and found people changing what I thought about TFA. I was seeing problems I didn’t see whenever I… Read More »Don’t let anyone else tell you what you think of TROS
Being uncurious is knot asking questions at all
Wait I messed the joke up. Fuck
At a particular down point in my life, my mother told me “Remember, son, when one door closes, another one opens.”
I said “Mom, it doesn’t work that way in jail.”
I went to a pacifist gathering
There is no punchline
I bought my shoes from a drug dealer…
I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
My grief counsellor just died
Luckily he was good so I don’t give a shit
Knew this youtube channel that was run by a necromancer
He mostly does unboxing videos.
Nobody always asks how Coca Cola is doing…
It’s always “is Pepsi ok?”
How do biblical historians know Mary was married Joseph before Jesus was born?
Because Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem