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Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is? Father:… Read More »Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to… Shit, she’s coming!!! Be cool. To be continued…
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas? Me: You said I had one phone call…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door. That place was a shit hole!
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had He started counting, and after a minute or so, he fell asleep
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it. 2. it‘s 100% safe! 3.green is always… Read More »Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes” The guy says “hold up, aren’t… Read More »A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.