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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
I realized the reason it’s called Instagram!
So, I figured out why it’s called Instagram. It’s full of chicks who only weigh a gram and want instant clicks!
My 3rd Christmas in a row, alone and broke
I’ve secluded myself away from my one and only family member, and friends over the past few years(death in family, breakup, medical issues). It’s sick… Read More »My 3rd Christmas in a row, alone and broke
What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
Both have to smell it; neither get to eat it
What is a Nascar driver’s favorite kind of war?
It’s a Race War
A caveman saw a pterodactyl for the first time.
Caveman : Look at that dino soar!
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Walmart caught me stealing a shopping cart full of merchandise.
They told me to rollback the savings.
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Electrician goes into coma after coming in contact with power lines.
“He should be fine,” say the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”
Why did the two pieces of leather get together?
They wanted to make glove.
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What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
You’d think it’s the R, but it must be the C.EDIT: Works much better if you read the punchline in a pirate accent.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa!
I care about how girls feel.
The firmer the better.
Balls of Age
People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your… Read More »Balls of Age
I always cook with with vegetable oil.
It was a Wesson I learned long ago.
When you meet new people, be sure to use alot of big words…
that way you will sound, photosynthesis.my nephew told me this today, said he made it up.
My Wife and I must be getting older. The meaning of 69 has changed …
Now we just lay on the bed and tie each others shoes.
If you had to choose one body part to smell . . .
Would you pick your nose ?
To my 9 yr old: wow, Altoids were made in the 1700’s.
Her: yeah, I know, they’re all dusty
A man asks for the wifi password at a bar
The bartender replies”Buy a beer first”So the man orders a beer and asks the bartender again.He replies:”Buyabeerfirst”
My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they’re lovely
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Currently have some old TW Apex. I’m tryna get rid of all my items before I get rid of my Ps4. Looking for credits only… Read More »[PS4][H] Titanium White Apex [W] Pure Credit Offers 🙂
Celery groups
Hello, im doing a small scrapper using flask and celery, I want to run these scrappers in a celery group. But i cant get my… Read More »Celery groups