A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
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It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
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because his wife diedCome
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God doesn’t think he’s Trump…
Because he was born in a barn
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Color me surprised.
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So he can Ho, Ho, Ho
I don’t know the answer, this joke was on a Dixie cup and I’m dying to know the answer. Does anyone know?
Cause they both have bark
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He’s there to fix the toilet.
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Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages.
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So I looked at the trash can and started wondering what type of life he’s been living.
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mountain climbing with a friend is hard
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He was an ill-eagle.