What makes the most sense
So I plan on trading my truck in with my next auto purchase. I have an additional 30k saved. I assume it would make more… Read More »What makes the most sense
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
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r/GirlsInaGif•Posted byu/GirlsInaGif19 days agoThey told her she could be anything she wanted, so she became a clock. Tick Tock motherfukers. Tick Tock. View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen1.1k points19… Read More »Tik tok tik tok tik tok
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: wow this really blew up thanks for gold
A tourist takes a trip to a rain forest
In order to help guide him through the forest, he hires two local guides. About halfway through their trek they start to hear drums in… Read More »A tourist takes a trip to a rain forest
How come you can’t work?
Because I have a vision problem, I just don’t see myself working.
Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to… Read More »Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
Today I heard the one about the hungry clock
It went back four seconds
Does anybody know the old names of the streets in Jamaica Queens?
I used to shop on 165th Street but always wanted to know the original name of it, for instance.
In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
Ok, downvote me I don’t care. People say it removes strategy from the game? Wow… no. Because you have to adapt to what they do,… Read More »In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
The Americans snuck into the Nazi bunkers, and all of a sudden, pulled out…Cleaning spray.They all pressed the release button, but when the haze cleared,… Read More »The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
I go to the gym religiously…
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.
My dad joke
So it’s Christmas time, and Jesus arrives at his parents house. Jesus says “hello mother I have arrived” and Mary says “it wouldn’t be Christmas… Read More »My dad joke
6 six years ago I made a new year’s resolution, and I have never broken it.
“No more New year’s resolutions”
What did JFK realize on 11/22/1963?
JFK finally got it through his head that Dallas was no place for liberals.
What’s a goats favorite song?
Baaaaaad guy. By Billie Eilish
You’d think anybody being given a multi-storey car park in the CBD would be cock-a-hoop but no, not Mariah Carey…
She told him repeatedly she didn’t want a lot for Christmas.
A man is talking to his metal collection
Man: So are you Chinese or Japanese?Metal: Bitch I’m fuckin manganese
What’s the difference between…
Donald Trump and God?God doesn’t think he’s Trump.
I really love the ticking of old clocks
My psychiatrist calls it a second hand emotion.
Winter Racism
Something about Winter makes Minnesotans super racist. Everyone I know keeps saying when I’m driving I gotta watch out for black guys.
In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning – “The Red”,… Read More »In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
Scientists did a study on Metamucil.
Turns out it really is the best shit in the world.
I hate when women state that men can’t multitask
And then I stop what I’m doing so I can get angry
When my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”
I said, “I don’t think my watch goes back to the 6th century.”
Rudolf (the red-nosed reindeer) found himself leaving a gay bar
and said, “I can’t believe I just blew twenty bucks!”
Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
So there I was trying my best to remember Miss Prussey’s name… I can’t remember what I was doing when she introduced herself and her… Read More »Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
Why wasn’t Santa too disappointed when his sleigh crashed into a Boeing 747 mid flight?
It only cost him a couple of bucks…
Telling dad jokes if you don’t have kids?
That’s a faux pa.