Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
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Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
One day Saint Peter got bored
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was… Read More »One day Saint Peter got bored
AMG GTR PO & Nissan GTR PO
how much do they go around for?
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
Night vision scopes and astronomy
Has anyone tried to use one of those night vision gadgets to look at the sky? Is it helpful?What about taking the guts out to… Read More »Night vision scopes and astronomy
I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”
Being a Genie is so much fun.
Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”
Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work… Read More »Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,
His father replies,‘No son’.
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
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What meals do you guys cook for yourselves/your families?
So I’m a bachelor Arab who lives in Europe, I like to cook and I’ve been thinking of expanding my recipes, one thing I really… Read More »What meals do you guys cook for yourselves/your families?
Two cannibals are eating a clown..
One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?
Wait for it
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The waitress asked me if I was familiar with ”Farm to Table” dining.
I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
Why did the grinch rob the liquor store?
He was in need of some holiday spirit
How do you have a long lasting marriage?
Don’t get caught.
Some friends went out caroling dressed as Star Wars characters.
They were LARPing all the way.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…
So few that I can count on my fingers
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
A mom shows her son a picture that she took of him
He says “That’s amazing! How did you create it, did you use your cellphone camera?” To which she replies “No, it was just sex”
Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could… Read More »Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?