Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last…
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn’t go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
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I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I…
I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time- I was shocked!!
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and…
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items… Read More »I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and…
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game Mom: But I thought you had a math exam. Me: That’s… Read More »Mom: What did you do at school today?
What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice…
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.