I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That… Read More »Have no idea where to begin?
What is the difference between a Kebab Doner and a Sperm Donor?
The Sperm Donor was tested for STDs.
This has to be the most eco friendly sub on Reddit
We Recycle postsWe Re-use jokesWe Reduce OC
A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
Hol up
If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches…
What’s common between Fast Food restaurants and Church Priests
Both want ti stick their meat into 10 yr olds
Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Henri Dupont, the son of the owner of the only store in Dupont, Missouri, spends most of his days (when he’s not doing chores or… Read More »Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
[7 year old me opening presents from Santa]
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
I googled how to start a fire…
I got 48,500 matches
I heard there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie
It’s about time
Some will understand some won’t!!
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He can’t believe it’s not Buddha”
Even after 15 years since the show was over, I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
iSpoofer for POGO – Installation
What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Fsh.- you can thank my daughter for this one, so is it strictly speaking a dad joke?
Favourite final ‘boss’ minigame?
In Mario Party’s 3,4,5,7,8, they did not have bosses but they had a final showdown what’s your favourite one of these?
What do trump and bowser have in common?
They’re both impeach.
How do you make Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan and Dave Chapelle Not Funny?
Put them on stage together at SNL
Why did Google choose “Kit Kat” as an Android version name?
If they’d called it “Kinder Egg”, they couldn’t sell it in the United States.
If you consider sounds to be last words
I’m going out with a bang!
Why did George Bush order a Wrecker at Subway?
He couldn’t get a melt.
I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like.
Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your… Read More »A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted
Somewhere in Siberia
Note: translated from another language(dirty)LongSiberia, it’s super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he’s on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light… Read More »Somewhere in Siberia
Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
Hello everyone,I’m a college student and basically broke, I’m very underweight and get made fun of almost everywhere I go.It’s really embarrassing and I’ve decided… Read More »Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
The Girlfriend of Nightmares
So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it’s a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and… Read More »The Girlfriend of Nightmares