What did the band director say to his students
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Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Sex jokes really suck
But they don’t swallow
A cop cought me doing donuts in the parking lot.
It was sad. Donuts was always such a good dog.
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You: What’s wrong? Girlfriend: Nothing…
I just think it’s funny how you [X reason].You: Haha. I think it’s funny too.100% end an argument. No problem ezpz!
What weight training should I be doing?
I got into weight lifting a couple months ago and would like to become good. I’m also in need of gaining muscle because I plan… Read More »What weight training should I be doing?
Some are heterosexual, some are homosexual, some are bi sexual but i am try-sexual
I’ve been trying my entire life
You are invited to the Psychics conference
You know where, you know when and we know you’re attending.
What do Redditors farm?
They can only reap oats.
Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire?
They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation
I like my coffee like I like my women
Full of alcohol
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Every time you eat an apple, someone in the medical industry is fired
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed the toilet.
In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing…
We also have to appease the Chinese censors.
What was the first expletive ever heard on TV?
On Leave It to Beaver: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
I can only count up to seven in French
I have a huit allergy
I used to be a guy stuck in a girl’s body
Then I pulled out
A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
Want to hear a memory joke?
Great! Remind me in fifteen minutes and I’ll tell you.
A boxer walks into a gym…
It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25… Read More »A boxer walks into a gym…
Hide-and-Seek games aren’t fun any more
It is too hard to find good players.
So I was learning Japanese ,I used to think Chan is used for women
Turns out I was watching Loli porn
I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke….
But then I realized it wasn’t wanted
What goes Ha Ha Plop Plop?
A lepper laughing his balls off.
I lost 200 lbs over the Summer.
“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.