I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers…
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.! She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!
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I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo!
I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office
How do you get an fat person in your bedroom?
How do you get an fat person in your bedroom? Piece of cake
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist.
I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in…
I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage. Stand back and watch the fun.
Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a…
Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?” Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana. Now after ten years of marriage,… Read More »I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.