They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are trueThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who… Read More »Everything you need to know about Australia
Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they’re all Targets.
My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Friendly Reminder
In about 8 years, the thing inventor inventor will invent the thing inventor after being thought of by the thing inventor.
Look, a racist joke!
Donald J. Trump.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
How do you make a pressure cooker bomb?
Wait this isn’t Google…
Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
I want to argue with flat earthers but…
I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field
Chemists
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists… Read More »Chemists
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
A texas woman chokes on some food.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who… Read More »A texas woman chokes on some food.
What is your superpower?
-what is your superpower? •”Hindsight” -That wouldn’t help much •”yes, I see that now”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
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What is better than a woman?
-It is 2 woman (Slightly hearable lesbian porn sounds.)
Carbon monoxide from dryer
So dryers emit a lot of carbon monoxide, right? What if I were to capture some of that in a garbage bag and tie it… Read More »Carbon monoxide from dryer
Trump
Odds of the British press IQ puzzle Donald Trump came to London, and met Queen Elizabeth. Trump asked the queen saying, “Your Majesty, I find… Read More »Trump
16 year old Trump just had sex
Young Trump: Dad, dad! I just had sex for the first time!Trump senior: thats great my son, you are a winner! Come, sit and tell… Read More »16 year old Trump just had sex
I made a roulette, its about the amount my parents are going to give their godchildren, I decided to tweak it a bit
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A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.
An elderly woman opens.”Did you order window cleaning service?””Yes. Come on in!”A few minutes later a man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.”Good… Read More »A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.
To all the new trainers trying to be the very best,
I’ve been playing competitive Pokemon for a long time, primarily doubles and VGC, and would like to offer advice for new players. Whether you are… Read More »To all the new trainers trying to be the very best,
Excuses are like assholes…
Some people have really nice ones.
What do you call the last surviving member of a royal family?
The Epic Victory Royal.
I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
I hate phone sex
Once the phone is in, you can’t even hear what the other person is saying.
a horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a bar
the horse stands in place, the fish dies and pediatrician just missed his shift
What’s the difference between masterbation and a hand job
Single player vs local Co op
Guys, don’t pee in the woods….
You’d piss mother nature off.