My wife said that I have no discretion…
My wife said that I have no discretion… What do you guys think?
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“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step 1: take off your glasses Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you… Read More »“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u Trns out, it was tomorrow.
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy… Read More »Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means.
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means. I think I’ll look it up later.
What’s the perfect date?
What’s the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine… Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.