TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
In retrospect, this was pretty obvious considering that Mt. Everest can’t fly
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My uncle doesn’t like us lighting crackers on special occasions..
He says we’re burning money.
What did the pretentious underground portion of a house say to the floors above it at an EDM festival?
“I wonder what the bass meant?”
Son: What was George Washington Carver most well known for?
Dad: Carving Mount Rushmore?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Narcoleptic. Narcoleptic who?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house
Try and name a better duo than me and procrastination
Go ahead, I’ll wait
Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
Patient: WTF! Doctor: Ma’am, you need to calm down.Does this work? Not sure if it’s clear that the patient is a male originally. Should I… Read More »Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,… Read More »In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
SSD questions
Going to build my first PC in a few days, so I’ve got just a few questions about SSDs.Is the 256gb ADATA SX8200 Pro a… Read More »SSD questions
I’m tired of the term whistleblower.
Can we all start using the term Snitchbitch instead?
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
My mother who left me when I was 3 recently started working at my school
I knew she’d end up in hell
My wife says I’m always repeating myself.
My wife says I’m always repeating myself
The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
If you think about all the celebrities, movie stars, sports stars, comedians, all the late night shows, you’d think conservatives would have no chance.But in… Read More »The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
SATAN: I need more ideas on how to torture people
DEMON: Tell them they’re gonna watch Speed and put on Speed 2: cruise control insteadSATAN: What the fuck Morris, I love that.
There’s a creature in Scotland that looks just like the Loch Ness Monster.
It’s the likeness monster.
My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was comming
My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was coming…After that butt dial I now leave my phone on the night stand.
What do you call an apartment for lease during christmas time?
For Lease Navidad
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I’ll let you know
[SUPPORT] Remap the default desktop buttons without Steam?
HelloI know how I can remap the buttons in steam for desktop use, however this doesn’t seem to persist in windows or the controller unless… Read More »[SUPPORT] Remap the default desktop buttons without Steam?
What do you call a female snowwoman
I’m cold, turn the heat up babe.Put some clothes on, you wont be cold.Fuck
How’d you call an old point?
Jurassic period.
If only god can judge you….
What the hell does a judge do!?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
It depends on how hard you throw them
How are a train and a bicycle similar?
You can’t make watermelon juice with none of them.
Mad respect!
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Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc