A man was out hunting one day..
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and… Read More »A man was out hunting one day..
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work… Read More »A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
“Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?” I asked him.“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he… Read More »My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says,… Read More »Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
City slicker rides a horse
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse.… Read More »City slicker rides a horse
I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin.… Read More »Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Ciśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking out
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”
On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The… Read More »On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
A Monk
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He Can’t Believe it’s not Buddha”
My IQ dropped from 70 to 42. I was worried. Then I checked again, it was 110. I was shocked, I checked again to find it was 150. I rushed to the doctor.
She told me it’s my pulse and not my IQ.
I’m going to the theatre for a performance about puns
It’s a play on words
The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would… Read More »The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
iSpoofer for POGO – Installation
Why does the KKK prefer driving Lincoln’s?
Cause as they say they are “All White, All White, All White!”This is satire, please don’t ban me. Fuck racism!
Yo mommas so fat
When u look up the word “fat” in the dictionary, it’s a picture of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!
Me idiot, MAA
Ask thing answer is me
What happened to Table at the party last night?
He got laid before it even started
There’s a lot of impeachment misinformation going around, so I thought I would clarify.
A sham impeachment does not necessarily result in its removal from the pillow.
What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson