A Klansman, a murderer and a wife beater walks to a bar
The bartender says: “Hello Officer, what would you like to drink?”
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How did Kanye commit suicide?
He jumped from the top of his ego.
Before the swordfight could begin, one big ferocious knight displays a gigantic sword to his opponent, an unarmed midget-knight, and laughs at him
The midget knight doesn’t seem to be frightened and proceeds to be in the position to fight. The big knight lunges towards him and gets… Read More »Before the swordfight could begin, one big ferocious knight displays a gigantic sword to his opponent, an unarmed midget-knight, and laughs at him
What’s red and smells?
Rudolph’s nose.
Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.So he asks the class for an… Read More »Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
Yesterday my doctor told me my chronic diarrhea is inherited.
Runs in the family.
JOKESTER
*me as a doctor * Me: Does it hurt? Mother: Yes Me: Now go vaccinate your kids or I’ll punch you again.
JOKESTER
Well it’s that time of year again when the fat bastard with the beard brings around a load of shit presents….. Man, I hate the… Read More »JOKESTER
Having a mobile makes it really easy to cheat on my wife.
My son stands behind her and texts me what cards she’s got in her hand.
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble,… Read More »John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.He slept with 1… Read More »Got some sad news today
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I feel like I’m coming down with something
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
-0.89594417018= cos(789)
What is a good but cheep G-Sync monitor with around the 144hz?
Running a 2070 super.
A man goes to the doctor for stomach and throat problems.
A man goes to the doctor and complains, “Doc I don’t know why but every morning before I leave for work I dry heave and… Read More »A man goes to the doctor for stomach and throat problems.
Why was 4 afraid of 5?
Because 5 was a registered Six offender
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something.
Got some sad news today.
After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with his patients and now can no… Read More »Got some sad news today.
Apple breast implants
Apple is working on smart breast implants, which can adapt their shape and texture to suit your lifestyle. The iTit can be used charge your… Read More »Apple breast implants
I must admit that my sεxual desires have been getting out of hand…
But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom.
What sort of “Easter Eggs” would you like to see in the Jurassic World 3 movie?
I was thinking I’d like to see a scene where Sam Neill’s character, Alan Grant, is in his home and it has an absolute amazing… Read More »What sort of “Easter Eggs” would you like to see in the Jurassic World 3 movie?
My friend who majored in psychology suggested I try CBT to combat my anxiety.
My kinky ass spent the better part of an hour wondering how that would help; then I googled it incognito.
Finn, ex-stormtrooper, Resistance hero, walks into a bar
The bartender sees him, rolls his eyes, and grunts, “It’s FN 2187.”