Why did the trans man only eat salad?by thefunDecember 25, 2019Because he was a HERbefore. More One-LinersOptimist: The glass is half full.What’s the difference between a gross bus station and a lobster with big boobs?Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come…Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He’s a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock…