Last night i used Vaseline with my wife and came 10 timesby thefunDecember 25, 2019Once with her and 9 in the shower trying to wash it off More Marriage JokesI gave my daughter a watch for Christmas. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, “That’s a pretty watch you’ve got there! Does it tell you the time?”Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”A man wanders back home at 3:00 am.Teacher: “Class, today we are going to Bangladesh.”Im giving up drinking for a year