If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
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Queen and the King too!
r/vexillology•Posted byu/henrique3d4 hours agoIt’s not every day that we have the opportunity to see the shortest and the widest flags side by side in the… Read More »Queen and the King too!
Genders are just like the twin towers…
There used to be two, but now its a sensitive subject.
A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.
Victim: I’m scared…Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?YuraYura who?Yura great person and i hope you have a great 2020.
[XB1}[D2} LF2M Last Wish Morgeth checkpoint and egg
At Morgeth with egg wish in place.GT: crepeau
I took a dump in the bushes because the only toilet available was charging $0.10 to enter
I ain’t paying for that shit
A man went to prison
On his first night in his cell block he heard other inmates shout what seemed like random numbers, and everyone started laughing. This went on… Read More »A man went to prison
Why was 10 crying?
He was right in the middle of 9/11
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A master baiter
I don’t understand school shooter jokes
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye.
They were dentical twins.
What does a chatty caterpillar become?
A social butterfly
A guy named Danny walks into a bar…
A guy named Danny walks into a bar, tells the bartender to get him four shots of the highest proof he has, and says, “I… Read More »A guy named Danny walks into a bar…
How do secured credit cards work?
So I’ve got crap credit (552), with 1 item in collections ($137). No payment history, no credit cards, and no age of credit history. I… Read More »How do secured credit cards work?
Con is the opposite of pro.
So is congress the opposite of progress?
The ice cream parlor asks for my order
Parlor: “Hello Sir, can I take your order?”Me: “Yes, I’d like a male hot fudge sundae please.”Parlor: “I’m sorry Sir, a male hot fudge sundae?”Me:… Read More »The ice cream parlor asks for my order
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?
It’s a fizzician!I’ll see myself out
I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.
I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering
It was 10 years ago today that my best buddy Dave came running out of the room shouting “ it’s a boy!” with tears tears streaming down his face….
….We never went back to Thailand since!
Its a boy! its a boy! my friend David ran into my room,tears in his eyes
That was the last time he visited Thailand
Need help with cids quests
I recently found out that you can upgrade the engine blade, and I accepted cid’s first quest, already having the rusted bit. Now I can’t… Read More »Need help with cids quests
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a grenade?
Grenade actually accomplish something when it triggers.EDIT : NOT FROM USA NOR WHITE
My wife made us late and we missed the previews before new movie Cats…
…I hate when she makes me miss the best part of movies
I want to die like my grandfather, sleeping calmly.
Not like the passengers on his bus, screaming intensely.
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson
please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.