I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye.by thefunDecember 29, 2019They were dentical twins. Looking for more? Try our 100 dad jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all one-liners.More One-LinersWhat does a chatty caterpillar become?Con is the opposite of pro.What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.It was 10 years ago today that my best buddy Dave came running out of the room shouting “ it’s a boy!” with tears tears streaming down his face….Its a boy! its a boy! my friend David ran into my room,tears in his eyes