What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?
Woops meant to use a period.
Fun jokes
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My grandma said that we people are too much reliant on technology.
I called her a hypocrite and unplugged her life support.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ catholic
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
My friend asked me what the name of that famous ice cube movie was.
I replied, “Titanic?”.
What’s the difference between a lightsaber and pants with insults written on them?
One is disarming, the other is diss leggings.
Why does Tinkerbell never wear trousers?
She Peter Pans.
The supermarket cashier asked if I wanted to donate food to Africa to help solve world hunger.
I said, “no thanks. World hunger will be solved a lot faster if we stop feeding them.”
My three favorite things are…
Eating my family and not using commas.
My wife and I are into S & M
She sleeps and I masturbate.
JOKESTER
What if they’re not stars, but holes poked in a jar lid so we can breathe…
JOKESTER
Because of all the commercialism and materialism, I’ve decided I’m not going to celebrate Christmas anymore. So feel free to buy me a present anytime… Read More »JOKESTER
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”Natalie up the road just showed me a picture of her new baby on her phone” hubby told me. ”aah lovely…. what did she have?… Read More »JOKESTER
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I’m so old, I can go through a whole day without taking a picture.
JOKESTER
Evidently I misheard what my nephew wanted for Christmas, you should have seen the look on his face when he opened Mein Kampf and not… Read More »JOKESTER
There was a man named John Odd
There was this man named John Odd, and he hated his last name.People constantly made fun of it, called him and his wife “The Odd… Read More »There was a man named John Odd
If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
Queen and the King too!
r/vexillology•Posted byu/henrique3d4 hours agoIt’s not every day that we have the opportunity to see the shortest and the widest flags side by side in the… Read More »Queen and the King too!
Genders are just like the twin towers…
There used to be two, but now its a sensitive subject.
A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.
Victim: I’m scared…Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?YuraYura who?Yura great person and i hope you have a great 2020.
[XB1}[D2} LF2M Last Wish Morgeth checkpoint and egg
At Morgeth with egg wish in place.GT: crepeau
I took a dump in the bushes because the only toilet available was charging $0.10 to enter
I ain’t paying for that shit
A man went to prison
On his first night in his cell block he heard other inmates shout what seemed like random numbers, and everyone started laughing. This went on… Read More »A man went to prison
Why was 10 crying?
He was right in the middle of 9/11
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A master baiter
I don’t understand school shooter jokes
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!