How Swede it is.
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.
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The wife then has to finish it off herself.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.
husband’s funeral
A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years,… Read More »husband’s funeral
What do you call a society of depressed people?
What do you call a society of depressed people? A melancholony.
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go…
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.
Only one
Why don’t aliens visit our Solar System? They read the reviews – just one star.
Reason
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force. You stay in all day and no one comes
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.” I… Read More »My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
Can confirm
What’s the smartest thing about people? their phones