We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let…
We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.
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Pair of
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in “What a pair!” says the wife… Read More »Pair of
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy. Never laughed so hard in my life.
Mixed signals
She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her. So long story short I’m learning sign language now.
Surprise
I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous Yet when I tapped on the window late at… Read More »Surprise
Some marriages have a happy ending…
Some marriages have a happy ending… It’s called divorce.
nice wish
I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!
almost come
The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a…
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work!
Eraser
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight… “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.… Read More »Eraser