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The surgeon walks in, takes a deep breath and says:“Okay, David. This is a simple operation.”The man says: “My name isn’t David.”The surgeon replies: “No,… Read More »A man is on a stretcher, being prepped for surgery.
Get you a girl who doesn’t have a wrong hole.
He got 12 months!
Knock knock.Who’s there?Sensor.Sensor who?P0325
It will be 20 years since I last had a drink on the 5th of January. I drink on all of the other days.
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill… Read More »Wife Missing
Tastes like ass.
A pouch potato.
I don’t want to make a spectacle of myself
What do you mean it’s not 2020 yet?
Tomorrow is gonna be wild!
In fact, there are vas deferenses between the two.
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, “two, four, six, eight,… Read More »Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”Then he… Read More »At a bar, my friend made a remarkable shot in pool and I asked how he did it.
Because its killing me
Ok, so this isn’t about the game but I need r/HollowKnight icon.
… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.
…always telling us how many inches we are going to get and always failing to deliver.
PortalEdit: Thanks for the coin, kind redditor!
Bartender asks “What can I get ya?”The first vampire says “I’d like a Bloody Mary.” Second vampire, “I’ll take a Blood on the Rocks.” On… Read More »Three vampires walk into a bar
From a well, actually
But Samsung anyway :/
The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!”The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum… Read More »A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there,… Read More »A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border
One fish says to the other and says, “How the fuck do you drive this?”
It got pissed off!
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Me: work as a web developer and also part time as a graphic designer.Driver: I don’t like working for anyone, I like to be my… Read More »My taxi driver asked me what I did for a living.
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!