A patient calls his old therapist
Patient: I just feel like I can’t connect with anyone. I’m always the third wheel or being forgotten. No one has any time for me.… Read More »A patient calls his old therapist
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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He… Read More »The donkey in the backyard
What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?
You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.
I know it’s naughty, but I gotta know…
When Santa does come once a year… does Mrs.Claus say “Let it Snow” or “Let it Go”?
Sara Jessica Parker walks into a bar
And the bartender says, “what can I get you?”
My wife asked me to provide her with encouragement as she attempts to lose weight next year.
I said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be a piece of cake.”
3 men walk into a bar
Man 1 starts to kiss man 2Man 3: “dude you can’t do that here”Man 2: “why not, it’s 2019 dude”Man 3: “not for long…”
I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
People never talk about the 12th reindeer, probably because she’s so rude to Rudolph
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
I’m now a [m30] my dad never knew exactly how much I took but since then I have been fortunate enough to be able to… Read More »As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
Before my surgery my anaesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let… Read More »A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
Sidemen v Others (Sorry Callux)
Others: Got a new song incoming stay tuned to my main channelSidemen: Our songs will be posted on our second channel
Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?
Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank
Wow these kenyans run so fast.
Dude they do naerobics.
What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
A preoccupation.
People’s Postcode Lottery?
Is this nonsense? Does anyone win? Do you do it?
I dont like to sit infront of people that talk too much.
But when I do I just go, hey man, you want some taffy.
Just water for me, please
An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at… Read More »Just water for me, please
What did the sorority girl say when she saw Santa delivering presents?
“Yassss, Sleigh bitch!”
Palette Cleanser
The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom,… Read More »Palette Cleanser
Indian girl sings her first-ever self composed Korean song(self learnt Korean)
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I asked Ryu from Street Fighter, “Can I borrow that uppercut move you do… Whatever that’s called?”
He yelled back “SURE-A-YOU CAN!”
Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The first woman says, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when we did it”The second woman says, “I’m going… Read More »Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The old man and the bear.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them… Read More »The old man and the bear.
I’d tell you a UDP joke
But you might not get it