I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.by thefunDecember 17, 2019So I’m going home for the hollandaise. More One-LinersDO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…Orion’s belt is just a big waist of space…I call my penis the CanadianSo there were two eggs in a pot.What’s the difference between a jacket and a sweater?