I left a chocolate bar in the cupboard too long and it’s gone mouldy.by thefunDecember 17, 2019Life on Mars confirmed. Looking for more? Try our 88 walks into a bar jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all bar jokes.More Bar JokesI wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.DO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…Orion’s belt is just a big waist of space…I call my penis the CanadianSo there were two eggs in a pot.