I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off
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Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
As they get closer to the surface, the first mole in the line sniffs deeply and says, “Mmmmm, I smell cookies!”They dig a big further,… Read More »Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Every day I’m thankful that I live in Scotland.
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the… Read More »A boy was born without a body
When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will be
“You guys want to see a dead body?”
dad joke
what are you if you put a picture of yourself in a locketindependent
A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Lookong for an excuse to talk to her, he turns to her and says “Wow your perfume smells amazing! Could you please tell me what… Read More »A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.