My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos… poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Early Celebrations
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5thWhy?Because I like to reduce fractions.Happy New Year
Guys, I think this sub is really improving.
I haven’t seen a repost since last decade.
This sub seems dead.
There haven’t been any good jokes all decade.
If you’re surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide
Imagine how surprised he must have been.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!Happy new year y’all!
I left the garage door open last night
Someone stole my limbo stick.. didn’t know people can go that low.