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Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue
For the devil can take many forms
I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
Narayan Narayan
r/hindumemes•Posted byu/parshuram__1 day agoNarayan NarayanContest Winner 47 points0 comments
How did Jesus stay so ripped?
Pontius Pilates and CrossFit
Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?
His name is Tim
Why would you eat a clock?
There’s no real good reason, it’s just time consuming.
WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.
under his bucking hat
One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.
I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked “Are you going to put that up yourself?”
I replied “No, I was thinking of putting it up in the living room actually”(Nothing better than a christmas joke on new years eve.)