Wife Missing
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill… Read More »Wife Missing
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
What did the vampire say after drinking the donkey’s blood?
Tastes like ass.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Right enough of these “2020 vision” jokes
I don’t want to make a spectacle of myself
I haven’t showered since last decade.
What do you mean it’s not 2020 yet?
The average person has sex 54 times a year…
Tomorrow is gonna be wild!
No pair of balls are identical.
In fact, there are vas deferenses between the two.
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, “two, four, six, eight,… Read More »Scientists removed the right half of a man’s noggin…
At a bar, my friend made a remarkable shot in pool and I asked how he did it.
He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”Then he… Read More »At a bar, my friend made a remarkable shot in pool and I asked how he did it.