Forget about the past, you can’t change it…by thefunDecember 17, 2019Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. More One-LinersWe decided to organize an intervention for our friend, who is addicted to taking laxatives.What joke blows up even if someone just thinks about it?What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors???If life was a comedyMarriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers.So I was charged for sex trafficking.