My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me "Is that a mummy Ionglegs under that daddy Ionglegs?"

No son, there is no mummy Ionglegs only daddy Ionglegs.” I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, “We’ll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden.

Looking for more? Try our 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+).

My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me “Is that a mummy Ionglegs under that daddy Ionglegs?”