One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”
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Why can’t you convicted Abraham Lincoln?
Because he’s always in a cent
Someone people are good-looking enough for others to assume they must be an IG influencer…
People take one look at me and assume I have reddit.
An acorn is not a corn
and a corn is not an acorn
3 men were stranded in a desert
3 men were stranded in a desert.They were dying of thirst when a genie appeared to them. The genie said, “Here, I have a magical… Read More »3 men were stranded in a desert
Why did the pawn shop buy the oldest piece of chewing gum in the world?
Because it was in mint condition
I got a paper joke for y’all.
It is tearable.
So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe
Land Mines
The Soviet Union don’t use land mines.They use land OURS.
Why is Kim Jong Un so unfit?
Probably because he didn’t have to run for office.
Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
Why are balloons so damn expensive?
Because of inflation.
Whats the deal with Jorge Elbrecht?
Why does he look like this now? Is it makeup or did something happen to the poor fella?
What’s the difference between American beer and making love in a canoe?
None. Both are fucking close to water.
How does Pink order takeout?
I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.
I love camping for one reason…
Because it’s in tents
Why did Watson go to Los Angeles for his next case?
Because he was told that’s where he can find Holmes.
Two Hobos
Two hobos were walking down the tracks. They encounter a mangy old dog sitting in the middle of the tracks, contorted into that weird position… Read More »Two Hobos
My kids asked, what was it like living in 60’s
So I took their phones and hid the modem
What’s the great thing about Ohio women?
They’re high in the middle and round on both ends.
I hear you, brother
– Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar.The gentleman replied: – Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have… Read More »I hear you, brother
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.
docter joke
Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.He says “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”“Is it common?” I asked.“It’s not unusual” he… Read More »docter joke
Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her
I need to give her a charger too.
Why did Nivea Cream?
…because Max Factor
My wife got hurt bumping into the sofa…
I called her an ouch potato.
Planes never seem to land happily,
They’re always a touch down
What’s the difference between the red hot chilli peppers and Harriet Tubman?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves…