I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
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My friend asked me what the name of that famous ice cube movie was.
I replied, “Titanic?”.
What’s the difference between a lightsaber and pants with insults written on them?
One is disarming, the other is diss leggings.
Why does Tinkerbell never wear trousers?
She Peter Pans.
The supermarket cashier asked if I wanted to donate food to Africa to help solve world hunger.
I said, “no thanks. World hunger will be solved a lot faster if we stop feeding them.”
My three favorite things are…
Eating my family and not using commas.
My wife and I are into S & M
She sleeps and I masturbate.
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