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I’m so old, I can go through a whole day without taking a picture.
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JOKESTER
Evidently I misheard what my nephew wanted for Christmas, you should have seen the look on his face when he opened Mein Kampf and not… Read More »JOKESTER
There was a man named John Odd
There was this man named John Odd, and he hated his last name.People constantly made fun of it, called him and his wife “The Odd… Read More »There was a man named John Odd
If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
Queen and the King too!
r/vexillology•Posted byu/henrique3d4 hours agoIt’s not every day that we have the opportunity to see the shortest and the widest flags side by side in the… Read More »Queen and the King too!
Genders are just like the twin towers…
There used to be two, but now its a sensitive subject.
A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.
Victim: I’m scared…Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?YuraYura who?Yura great person and i hope you have a great 2020.
[XB1}[D2} LF2M Last Wish Morgeth checkpoint and egg
At Morgeth with egg wish in place.GT: crepeau
I took a dump in the bushes because the only toilet available was charging $0.10 to enter
I ain’t paying for that shit