Alcohol: Post it, it’s fuckin hilarious.
Alcohol: Post it, it’s fuckin hilarious. Sobriety: WTF?…I’m never drinking again.
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex…
I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex object… Hey
I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just…
I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just forgetting all the shit I’m supposed to be doing.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis…..LADDER! I… Read More »How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you…
Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you plenty of other legitimate reasons.
JOKESTER
“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?
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Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big? Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.
JOKESTER
“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”. Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to… Read More »JOKESTER
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Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.
JOKESTER
“oh, and another thing” ~ women 3 days after the argument is over
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”
Married sex
I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.
JOKESTER
The wife rang me at the pub giggling, “The kids are at mums, I’ve got a bottle of Chardonnay, and I’m in my sexy new… Read More »JOKESTER
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A man with a stutter died in prison today….. He didn’t even finish his sentence. ☠?☠
JOKESTER
What starts with an ‘O’ ends with an ‘ions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions. ???
JOKESTER
I saw my Ex wife yesterday, she was at the other end of the Museum from me. I would have said hello, but there was… Read More »JOKESTER
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Me: sometimes I talk to myself Me: OMG, same
JOKESTER
Probiotics are good for you, but they’re still not sure about the benefits of amateur biotics.
JOKESTER
I went on a blind date with a woman, whose online profile said she had a “infectious smile.” She was fu***ng suffering from Herpes. ???
Jokester
Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine’s day.When they answer, “dinner”, you should say, “No…after that.”
Just sayin’
The phrase “until death do us part” was invented when the average lifespan was 35 years.
Neither me
Cop: Sir, are you drunk? Me: No, occifer. Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please. Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba Cop: I’m impressed,… Read More »Neither me
Empty is suspicious
After clearing your browser history there should be a button that makes a new history filled with regular websites instead of having it be all… Read More »Empty is suspicious
My opinion
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is the most important and I really couldn’t care less about yours.
Why do we call it “losing your virginity”?
Why do we call it “losing your virginity”? Who loses it? Most of us don’t go looking for it after its gone.
Until
You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting
Never mind
I had a dream I was swimming in chocolate, but when I woke up ……nevermind
Difference
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can’t because, well, what they want is sex.
I agree
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”