What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colors?
Reptile dysfunction
Fun jokes
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The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
I’m having trouble with my conjugations in Spanish class
Subi or not subi
possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
[SERIOUS] [TRIGGER WARNING] The only reason why I broke up with you was because of how poorly you treated me. You never loved me. You… Read More »I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
How many Kurds does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we don’t have electricity.
What does a nihilist say before death?
Well here goes nothing
I shot a blue-banded bee
r/pics•Posted byu/reynantemartinez20 minutes agoI shot a blue-banded beeOC 0 points2 comments
Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier….
Hindsight = 2020
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
Moth psychiatrist
A moth walks into a physiotherapists office and says “I don’t know what’s up with me doc. I just feel really down all the time,… Read More »Moth psychiatrist
ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Im working on a story about a gay puppet who wishes he were human. everytime he tells a lie his penis gets bigger. Im going… Read More »ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Two peanuts walking down a dark alley..
One was assaulted.
How to get laid for free without the trouble of dating…
..Start working at the mortuary like me.
A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
A girl named Amanda has been dating a boy called Bill for 6 years. Amanda has been anticipating a marriage proposal from Bill ever since… Read More »A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
Every face tells a story
And mine is a horror story
Why couldn’t the man hear the psycho killer in the stall next to him?
The ‘p’ was silent
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Hey… do you smell carrots?
Mystical Ideas
Ok so in a game a player is deciding whether or not to play a mystic and I’m not sure about it. Would you allow… Read More »Mystical Ideas
I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
How did the Lost survivors get back to the world
They had a Shepard
When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens