An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at a local pub near their hotel. The bartender asks the American what he will have. – I’ll have a Budweiser, he answered, the best beer in the world. Next to be asked was the Dutchman. – I’ll have a Heineken, the only beer in the world, he replayed. The bartender turned to the Irishman and repeated the question. – Oh, started the Irishman, I guess I’ll just have a glass of water, like these girls are having.
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