What happened when I got kicked out of Iraq
I ran!!! Iran. Iran!! Get it
Fun jokes
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Mimes are the only people that use actual chairs.
Get it? chAIRs.Sorry, I’ll leave
I hate Russian dolls
They are so full of themselves
When I do the Hokey-Pokey, I **always** put my whole self in.
And then, I shake it all about. I don’t know about y’all, but I think that’s what it’s all about.
I recently had to get surgery done on my lungs
The doctors said it was breathtaking
How does a thief get into a house?
Intruder window
What is the speed limit of sex?
68.At 69 you have to turn around.
An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
He then orders three more . The bartender says, “You know,they’d be less likely to go flat if you bought them one at a time.”… Read More »An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
Why isn‘t salt free?
Because it‘s sold.
If I got a reddit nickel for every time I’ve contributed..
I must have contributed exactly 50 times.
[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
I am having issues with my a typewriter and am wondering how to resolve the issues. Here are some of them…The ribbon slips out of… Read More »[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
Jesus walks into a bar
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”
Why don’t people want to play board games made in Thailand?
Because it’s always a Thai game.
I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but… Read More »I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
But…
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As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
What do you call…
What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say… Read More »What do you call…
A man get caught by the police speeding.
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and… Read More »A man get caught by the police speeding.
How do you know if a hippie’s been in your house?
They’re still there.
I dont tell people about my sex life anymore
Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories
When you’re bi and single, you’re not bisexual.
You’re bi yourself.
Wanna know what’s great about orphan jokes?
They never hit too close to home.
I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?NaBrO.
Laravel site with ElasticSearch on AWS
This maybe more of an AWS or networking question, but I was hoping to get advice from someone who has actually deployed a Laravel site… Read More »Laravel site with ElasticSearch on AWS
I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy… Read More »I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
A redhair with a handlebar moustache
driving a Renault Megane