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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
What’s a Tesla Coil’s favorite author?
Nikola’s Sparks
What is worse than 3 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in 3 garbage cans.
Oouch
A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used… Read More »Oouch
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.
I’m so broke…
… even my smoking is second-hand.
There are two types of people in the world:
those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I’m starting a charity for girls that can’t afford to buy vibrators
It’s called Toys for Twats
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?
They both get paid by the load.
Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
I know I sound like a boomer “oh technology” but I’m a huge supporter of social media to socialize except when it comes to dating… Read More »Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale from 1-10.
Last night, we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
Green Dragon Kicking My Ass
I’ve tried several varieties of kratom. My favorite is green maeng da, which gives me a nice euphoria and calm feeling, excellent for anxiety without… Read More »Green Dragon Kicking My Ass
If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?
General: If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the back, what… Read More »If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?
Why Does The Origami Like to do Laundry?
Because it likes folding.
The doctor told me I had only 2 years left to live.
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
sally is on the swing
sally falls of the swing because she has no arms knock knock who’s there not sally sally has a friend with no legs her names… Read More »sally is on the swing
The recent smart home device hackings convinced me to throw away my Roomba.
It’s been collecting my dirt for years.
In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.
How can you tell the difference between an introvert and an extrovert programmer?
An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.
A priest went to get his hair cut.
Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day… Read More »A priest went to get his hair cut.
When I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry
I love to solve integer sets when hammered…
Some call me a functioning alcoholic.
You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe… Read More »You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
I’ve got an advent calendar for Jehovah’s Witnesses…
Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.
Juul refillable pod alternatives
I’ve been using the Sylo refillable pods for a while now, but they tend to burn easily on me. They’re better than the JPods in… Read More »Juul refillable pod alternatives
Why did nobody laugh about Vlad the impaler?
Because he made too many shit posts.
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I know a few bilingual pot heads
The Rosetta stoners